Friday, 13 July 2012

Good morning:0)


 Thought I would just pop in and give you a heads up! At the Craft Barn this weekend it's




FREE POSTAGE WEEKEND
It's Friday 13th this week (cue Twilight Zone music lol) so we thought you deserved a treat! 
From 6pm on Thursday (12th) until 9am on Monday (16th) it's
free postage on all UK orders
all destinations outside the UK it's free postage on orders over £30. 
Enjoy!


Just thought I'd share a little joke my sister sent to me this morning, you may have heard it before but it makes me smile, have a lovely day my friends, I will be back tomorrow with my Craft Barn Make

The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home

and were giving each other the silent treatment.
 
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him

at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,

'Please wake me at 5:00 AM .'
He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM
and he had missed his flight Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him,
when he noticed a piece of paper by
the bed.
The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM . Wake up..'

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

9 comments:

craftattack said...

Good joke! Women are mostly a bit cleverer that their other halves! Valerie

Sandra (Stamping For Pleasure) said...

LOVE the silent treatment joke! Brilliant!

Looking forward to your next Craft Barn make xxx

Willy said...

Great joke!

Doreen said...

Thanks for the info on the free postage Gay....loved your joke.xxx

Karin said...

haha nice!

Vicky Hayes said...

Thanks for the giggle Gay - it's so true! Vicky x

Samantha Elliott said...

Hee Hee! I have a joke on mine today too. Started something with Friday Funny!
13 is only a number!

Daniele said...

.....lol, love the effect of the stamping on the patterened fabric, really effective
hugs and best wishes

Linda said...

LOLLLL!